Hansonfans@hansonclay.com

Everybody wonders when they look at you....
Everybody wonders which fan are you?

How to Spot:
The toughest fan to spot. This person is a fan,
yet not a big enough fan that Hanson effects
their life in any way.

Purchases:
Hanson cds, no MOE membership

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"I like their music."

Hanson Internet Experience:
Looks up Hansonline every so often, but
likes to look up other things.

Hanson Website:
May mention Hanson on their non-Hanson webpage.

Frequent Quote:
"Hanson? Oh,... they're okay."

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"I like Hanson, but you don't
need to know that."

Hanson Fan
Level 1

played by Marcia Brady
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 4
Hanson Devotion: 7
HTML Knowledge: 5
Lyric Knowledge: 6
(Knows lyrics to all
main Hanson songs)

Hanson Fan Level 1

Hanson Fan
Level 2

played by Marcia Brady
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 8
Hanson Devotion: 9
HTML Knowledge: 5
Lyric Knowledge: 9
(Knows lyrics to MON, SI, and 3CG)

Hanson Fan Level 2

How to Spot:
Loses focus when someone mentions Hanson.

Purchases:
Hanson cds, video, and an occasional poster
MOE membership is probable

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"Hanson's cool."

Hanson Internet Experience:
Looks up Hansonline everyday to stay
informed and likes to chat about Hanson.

Hanson Website:
May own a small Hanson website on Expage,
Angelfire, or Tripod. Some fan fiction.

Frequent Quote:
"I love everything about Hanson."

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"Someday, I will graduate to Hanson Fan Level 3!"

How to Spot:
The mere mention of Hanson or music can set this
fan off into an explosion of the latest Hanson info.

Purchases:
Hanson cds, posters, magazines, t-shirts,
MOE membership, and optional Hanson wallpaper

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"They are the BEST Band Ever!"

Hanson Internet Experience:
Visits all the major Hanson sites everyday, loves
to chat, and signs every guestbook. Is part
of a Hanson community/clique online.

Hanson Website:
May own a large Hanson website on Geocities or
Simplenet. Fan fiction is probable

Frequent Quote:
"Hanson's da bomb!"

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"I love Hanson and their music and would give
my right arm to meet them."

Hanson Fan
Level 3

Hanson Fan Level 3
played by Marcia Brady
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 10
Hanson Devotion: 10
HTML Knowledge: 10+
Lyric Knowledge: 10
(Knows lyrics to everything
including independent
releases)

Hanson Fan Level 3

The Obsessed
Hanson Fanatic
Obsessed Hanson Fan

played by Cindy Brady

Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 10+
(May know more about Hanson,
than Hanson does)
Hanson Devotion: 10+
(Temple/Shrine optional)
HTML Knowledge: 5
Lyric Knowledge: 10+
(Even made their own lyrics)

Obsessed Hanson Fan

How to Spot:
Wears a different Hanson shirt everyday. Has
Taylor-like chokers and may own yellow Doc Martins.
At the mention of Hanson, will start screaming and
won't stop singing and talking about them.

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"I'd die for Hanson!"

Hanson Internet Experience:
Views Hansonline 3 to 5 times a day
and has visited every Hanson
website on UHLP. Has 150
Hanson email buddies, loves to chat,
and writes how much they love Hanson in every guestbook

Hanson Website:
Doesn't have enough time for a large
site. Too busy telling everyone the
latest about Hanson and how much
they love them.

Purchases:
Everything Hanson! Walls and
ceiling covered in Hanson.
At least one MOE membership,
maybe more.

Frequent Quote:
"I love Hanson."

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"I am going to marry Taylor, have
3 kids, and live in a large mansion
with Uncle Ike and Uncle Zac."

How to Spot:
Nervously looking through the "H" section,
at your local Music store. An adult looking
at teen magazines in the supermarket or bookstore

Purchases:
Hanson cds, videos, and possible MOE membership

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"(Insert name of kid you know) loves them."

Hanson Internet Experience:
Frequently views Hansonline and other major
sites, but rarely signs guestbooks.
Can often be found hanging out at guhfu.

Hanson Website:
May own a medium to large site, but on the bio
page of the author, the age seems to be
conveniently missing. Fan fiction is optional.

Frequent Quote:
"I'm buying it for my niece's birthday."

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"Yes, I am a Hanson fan. Hurry up and put
it in the bag before someone I know shows up."

The Adult
Hanson Fan

played by Alice
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 9
Hanson Devotion: 8
(Cannot publicly defend them.)
HTML Knowledge: 7
Lyric Knowledge: 8

Adult Hanson Fan

The Secret
Hanson Fan

The Secret Hanson Fan
played by ???
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 8
Hanson Devotion: 10
HTML Knowledge: 5
Lyric Knowledge: Only 7
(Can't sing-a-long or humm songs
because of fear of getting caught)

Secret Hanson Fan

How to Spot:
Flinches at the mention of Hanson.
Will casually glance toward the tv when they are on.
Only the best of friends and family know.

Purchases:
Hanson cds, videos. No MOE membership
because that mailman talks too much.

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"Who?" (Quickly changes subject)
"Did you see blah blah blah last night?"

Hanson Internet Experience:
Visits all the major Hanson websites (no bookmarks)
and loves to chat and email Hanson
buddies under a secret alias.

Hanson Website:
May own a small to medium Hanson site,
careful not to disclose any personal info,
like real name and location.

Frequent Quote:
"Hanson?... Isn't that a music group?"

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"I hope I remembered to hide my Hanson cd."

How to Spot:
When someone mentions Hanson, they won't stop
talking about them. Might talk more than an
obsessed fan.

Purchases:
Nothing Hanson, just criticizes their merchandise

Response to "Do you like Hanson?":
"They bleeping suck!"

Hanson Internet Experience:
Chats in Pro-Hanson chatrooms, writes in
Pro-Hanson guestbooks and frequently visits
larger Hanson webpages to get info.

Hanson Website:
Has nothing better to do than to make a website
about something they hate rather than something
they like. Aside from content, their site
has decent layout and design.

Frequent Quote:
"I hate those girls!"

Translation of Frequent Quote:
"I wish I had their looks and half their talent."

The Anti
Hanson Fan

Anti Hanson Fan
played by Jan Brady
Attributes on a scale of 1-10
(10 being best)
Hanson IQ: 7
Hanson Devotion: 5
(Torn, because without Hanson,
they wouldn't have a life.)
HTML Knowledge: 7
Lyric Knowledge: surprisingly a 3
(Why is it that you can sing along
to all the songs you dislike?)

Anti Hanson Fan

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